The Vengeance Proclivity Index
A brief assessment of your... temperament. Answer honestly. I shall know if you do not.
Question 1 of 5
A colleague microwaves fish in the shared kitchen. Again. What stirs within you? Do be honest — I can smell smoke from a remarkable distance.
You are slighted at a gathering — a cutting remark, delivered before witnesses. Your response?
Someone claims credit for your labor and collects the prize before your very eyes. Your move?
How long is a reasonable span to tend a grudge? I once knew a fellow who sulked beneath a mountain for a century over a mispronounced name. I ask on his behalf.
When your moment of reckoning finally arrives, where do you wish to be standing?
The ledger declares you
The Patient Schemer
[nods slowly, with genuine respect] You understand that vengeance, like fine incense, must be left to cure. You do not strike — you arrange, and then you wait, and the waiting itself is the dessert. I have known glaciers with less patience and considerably less style.
Provision the Long GameThe ledger declares you
The Karmic Delegator
You have outsourced your wrath to the universe itself — efficient, deniable, and blessedly low-effort. You want no hand in the reckoning, merely an excellent view when the scales tip. [approvingly] Do take a candle with you. These things so often happen after dark.
Browse Viewing ProvisionsThe ledger declares you
The Theatrical Avenger
For you, justice unwitnessed is justice wasted. There must be a gasp, a hush, perhaps a modest plume of smoke — and I respect that more than I should say aloud. [adjusts spectacles with theatrical slowness] Every avenger requires proper staging.
Equip the PerformanceThe ledger declares you
The Reluctant Forgiver
You forgive — truly, generously, almost immediately. And yet somewhere within you sits a ledger, immaculately kept, in handwriting that has never once wavered. [softly] The kind ones with excellent records are the ones I watch most carefully.
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