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The Grundle Shroud
The Grundle Shroud
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$60.00 USD
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$60.00 USD
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Ah, you seek protection from the cold. [adjusts spectacles] A wise pursuit. The chill has a way of finding those who wander unprepared.
This garment was crafted for those who understand that true comfort is not weakness—it is strategy. The exterior, woven from organic cotton, presents a dignified face to the world. But the interior... [leans closer] ...the interior is where the real magic lives.
Wear it to your morning rituals. Wear it to battle. Wear it whilst plotting elaborate revenge upon those who have wronged you. I certainly do.
The Particulars:
Exterior woven from 100% organic cotton (Charcoal Melange: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester—even dragons recycle)
Inner lining: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester, brushed for maximum brooding comfort
Raglan sleeves for unimpeded arm movement (essential for dramatic gesturing)
Ribbed cuffs and hem to seal in warmth
Metal-appointed drawstrings
Jersey-lined hood for contemplative walks in inclement weather
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This garment was crafted for those who understand that true comfort is not weakness—it is strategy. The exterior, woven from organic cotton, presents a dignified face to the world. But the interior... [leans closer] ...the interior is where the real magic lives.
Wear it to your morning rituals. Wear it to battle. Wear it whilst plotting elaborate revenge upon those who have wronged you. I certainly do.
The Particulars:
Exterior woven from 100% organic cotton (Charcoal Melange: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester—even dragons recycle)
Inner lining: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester, brushed for maximum brooding comfort
Raglan sleeves for unimpeded arm movement (essential for dramatic gesturing)
Ribbed cuffs and hem to seal in warmth
Metal-appointed drawstrings
Jersey-lined hood for contemplative walks in inclement weather
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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